This is what I have been doing instead of posting awesome things on Tumblr.

I like when dogs eat crunchy things.

What.

I like when dogs eat crunchy things.  It’s one of my favorite noises.  I’m going to make a website, Dogs Eating Crunchy Things.

Huh.

Chips are the best.  You want to see my dog eat a chip?

Not really.

Ok, let me get one.  This needs your full attention, put the TV on mute.  Listen.

Crunch, crunch, crunch, crunch.  Crunch.

  1. fleshthatloved said: i’ve missed your writing.
  2. coffeeandsmokes said: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <3 crunch crunch. crunch. hahahaha i love this! you should def. make a website just for dogs eating crunchy things!
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